Its rather complicated to explain what makes sense in a womans world. Nevertheless i should definitely take time to blot few intricate details of my fellow Venusians.

Here it goes..

- Mauve is a simple colour which combines light pink+lavender mixed with a bit of red tinge with a white base. How hard can this be??
- Orange Red, Coral Red, Persian Red and Venetian red are NOT SAME !!
- We don’t really know why we carry a Purse inside a BAG.
- A car with engine switched off in the side of the road is PARKED !!
- We are scared of deadly cockroaches not about some stupid HOT WAX..! ha..
- The Most Important feature in our face are Properly done EYEBROWS !!
- If we had not spent more than 45 mins in front of the mirror that means we are not done with the make up yet.
- Spoilt manicures are more depressing to hear than the stock market crash.
- For the love of GOD, we cannot wear the same colour shoes every day..!
- The above goes for bags, ear ring, bindi, outfit, hairstyle, lipstick etc etc..
- Money does not judge a guy we go out with, his shoes do !!
- We don’t care what is inside as long as it is “Gift Wrapped” properly!
- Bad Hair day is more traumatic to handle than getting fired from our job.
- Dieing in a road accident is better than gaining those extra pounds.
- Yes WE are loud!! So is your Snore!!
- Sitcoms are Self Development Program’s.
- Things we say and what we mean

  • Nothing = There are lot of things i want to say, ask and know!
  • I don’t know = I know everything and I heard more than I know!!
  • Leave me alone = Keep your sorry ass right there in place.
  • I don’t want = I want something else
  • Our Relatives = My Parents and my relatives
  • Your Relatives = Your Relatives

- Worst friend ever – Ur mom
- Best friend ever – The “add-on” credit card you gave!! :)

These are thing you might have already heard but what you don’t know is…

We don’t mind how bad the gift you’ve given is or how ugly you look when you wake up in the morning or while you snore your way to glory or no matter whatever crap your mother says and how crazy the kids are…we love being a part of the family we are in and we are Strong enough to Love you after all your silly goofups..!!

So repeat after me..”Long live the Venus Queens!”

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