The 100 things (the To-D0 list before you die list from (Neil & Dave) and now from ME!

After my diligent bitching about how he dint tag me, our Spartan felt the responsibility to keep his kingdom “bitchingfee” he decides to do this! Another Tag!! Yaay!

I had made up my mind not to do any more tagging in the blog, but then most of the things I do, are the ones I shouldn’t be doing/ So … here my pick from the “100 Things” thing!

v Attend at lease one major sporting event: the Olympics, F1, MotoGP, The Wimbledon.
v Throw a huge party and invite every one I know!
v Swim with a dolphin
v Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it
v Spend a whole day eating ‘Junk Food’ without feeling guilty (Think I’ve already done this )
v Tell some one the story of your life, sparing no details! This is interesting.
v Make love on the train
v Own a room with a View
v Brew you own Beer (Not my type) may be own a Wine Yard is more fun!
v Learn how to take compliment
v Be a member of the audience in a TV show
v Send a message in a bottle (now… am thinking what bottle should it be?
v Ride a camel into the desert! What sound should I make?? (Whooooo, Whoooo?? Fine??)
v Get to know your neighbors.
v Plant a tree
v Learn not to say yes when you really mean NO! YES
v Visit the Senate and the House of Representatives to see how Congress really works. (Do they really work?)
v Learn Ballroom dance! Romantic!
v Be the Boss ! (DONE!!)
v Fall deeply in Love – @ your own risk of course !!
v Ride the Trans-Siberian Express across Asia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Siberian_Railway)
v Write the novel you know you have inside you
v Be someone’s mentor
v Shower in a waterfall
v Ask for a raise! Hmpf!!
v Learn to play a musical instrument with some degree of skill – It would be a Guitar or a Violin definitely ! Oh or may be a Veena!
v Teach someone illiterate to read.
v Spend a night in a haunted house – by yourself – Exciting!!
v See a lunar eclipse
v Spend a New Year’s in exotic location! Somewhere in Rome I will!
v Ger passionate about a cause and spend time helping it, instead of just thinking about it
v Experience weightlessness!! Ah!! but how?
v Sing a great song in front of an audience.
v Own a very expensive but absolutely wonderful business suit!
v Sleep under the stars
v Take a ride on the rollercoaster. It kills, but will give it a shot!
v Learn how to complain effectively and doing it the right way
v Spend a whole day reading a great novel
v Learn to juggle with three balls
v Over come your fear of failure
v Raft through the Grand Canyon – its pushing it a bit too much I know but I would love this!
v Buy your own house and then spend time making it into exactly what you want.
v Grow a garden.
v Spend three months getting your body into optimum shape.
v Accept yourself for who you are.
v Scuba dive off Australia’s Great Barrier Reef.
v Attend one huge rock concert – I know what its gonna be “Pink Flyod” or “Scorpions” in Wembley
v Give to a charity — anonymously.
v Make love on the kitchen floor
v Make yourself spend a half-day at a concentration camp and swear never to forget.
v Run to the top of the statue of liberty
v Create your family tree
v Catch a ball in the stands of a major league baseball stadium
v Learn to bartend.
v Run a marathon.
v Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.

Man this really makes a damn good tag!!

Lost after listening…

How I should stop saying these things.

“outside is very cold??” (what the hell was i thinking!)
“Fixed” (pronounced as fix & ed) my boss corrected me last week (its fixed!)
I add this ‘aa’ to all my sentenses ‘you are eating?aa?” (OhMyGod!!)
“Can I call you afderwerds” (this was the heights!)

Jokes apart, language is the first thing I learn from anyone!! So guess who it is this time? the best guess gets nothing (he..he) but just a “pat on the butt” quite friendly though!

Mind muted!

Reasoning is something that has always been the spoil sport. In everything! In every single life situations, be it the good times are the worst! What sets us apart from the rest is the way we reason & why we seek reason to things? We reason the way we feel, think and act. The idea is to get to the bottom of everything, rip it off, to bare skin and understand why and how!! Off late I ve been speaking too much… loud voices in my head keep asking things; keep saying things. Most of the questions remain unanswered and most of the answers are not understandable, logic takes a beat… at the weirdest times we do get answers for the question’s we ask, but the bitch is not germane The reasoning nerve stops working in few things, at times you feel asking no questions, just sink into it and forget everything else… I’ve lost my complete senses… I don’t have a bit of regret on it. I don’t want to reason what’s happening… but deep under I know, if I wake up of this dream… not a single thing would make sense. But who cares. I seek pleasure in killing logic.

…… leaving two buttons open can help in getting a business deal done? How fucking.lame.pathetic can men get? Will they accept the same if its there wife/mother/sister?? I swear on my everything, next time i meet a cheapd*** like that, am gonna ask him if he sits with his ‘fly’ open infront of his clients in a business meet! Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrg! Will men (not everyone) ever fucking understand that there are more things than the B***s & P***y to a woman? I personally pray that his Whorish wife sleeps with her colleague for cheap wine and cheats this fucker! Oh or is his wife a lesbian already??? if thats the case, he should hang himself by his b**s not try those ‘lame.ch**t’ tricks with someone else!

** This is the first ever post with so much of profanity! !

The day that was boring

…… Am supposed to be might busy with my huge eff mandates to work on! Oh but no! the climate outside is bleeding fentestic! absafrekingloutely awesome. I sit by the window !! I started reading her and then the time flew by! Shes got a life ! I left my cell phone at home due to all these rushing out in the morning effect. Then I did some solid werk today, I made three excel sheets! I made one new post (copied) & then this. The G from B called and we bitched about someone for near about 10mins then day seemed to be OK! and then the ‘tea anna‘ came. The day is perfect!

Hope I don’t get drenched today like yday, in spite of sitting inside the auto the lame d**k autowala (another auto which was next to ours), who possibly thinks he is a distant relative to Schumacher zipped over the huge poodle of water….without the slightest realisation of me (who is sitting inside the other auto) getting drenched totally with that dirty (yuck) water! I am not upset about that.. its just that Its bleeding difficult to think about a bath at that hour!

Madhu has this “I.wont.drive.in.rain” syndrome.