Daily Archives: September 12th, 2008

Ten Things You Wish You Could Say To People Right Now (names withheld).

- I really owe you my life, you have no idea how much you mean to me. I treasure you more than my life. Thank you for everything you did for me.
- I know you love me, but I fail to get it at some times. Do you know I love you, even after every argument we have.
- It would have been really great if you dint get sick at that time. I really feel you deserve better
- I wish I had your life.
- You really changed the way I see a lot of things, If not for you I would never have looked beyond certain things, did certain things. You are everything I always wanted to be. I really would like to see our relationship the same way till we kick the bucket.
- Personally, I think you are the number one hypocrite I have ever come across. You are the perfect example of some who does not follow “Preach what you practice”. You think you are intelligent, smart, calculated but you are not anything like that, all you are is so cynical and cheap & fucking jealous of everything and everyone around you. You can’t take people grow in front of you unless you are appreciated for there growth. You will die trying to be the center of attention all through your life. You know what? you actually could do better.
- I trusted you, you were younger to me, I treated you like my sister, but then I found that you are not worth anything like that.
- You fucking cheated me, you know it and I know it! Period!
- What I did might look stupid but come to think of my situation you will understand why I did that. You will one day understand that my intentions were never against you.
- I wish you understand that money is not everything in life.

Nine Things About Yourself

- I am honest, to an extent you can’t take it but not blunt.
- I’m a fantastic cook
- I am obese, but will get back in shape.
- The only issue with me is I procrastinate things like no ones business. Mind it am not lazy.
- I am always confused with my feelings, I don’t know if I hate or if I like.
- I think if people are not happy with a person like me, it’s difficult for them to get along with anyone.
- I have loads of patience.
- I am a freedom lover that is highly needed in anything I do.
- I like to be criticized but only if you understand the thin line between criticizing and complaining about everything.

Eight Ways To Win Your Heart

- Love me, unconditionally.
- Be honest
- Talk from your heart.
- Tell me I write well.
- Pamper me
- Ask me to cook for you.
- Buy me a new Watch.
- Never complain.

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot

- I procrastinate.
- “Do something about you wt”
- Will I get twins?
- What should I cook for tomorrow’s dinner?
- I wish I lived alone.
- Did I get married too soon?

Six Things You Wish You Never Did.

-Trusted people blindly
- That day in office, I wish I could go back and erase.
- I should not have gained this much wt.
- My commerce degree, I should have taken up journalism as my dad suggested. Damn Me!!!!!
- Making online friends. (WTF was I thinking?).
- Getting married this soon.
- Why people don’t get the real me?

Five Turn-Off’s

- Hypocrites
- Dishonesty
- Looking decked up always (a simple look is more sexier than, walking always with you blush on)
- People who lie.
- People who are judgmental, conservative in thoughts.

Four Turn-On’s

- Honesty
- Good body
- Humor
- A good perfume (men’s ofcourse)

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die

- Lose wt.
- Write my book
- Making sure everyone I love is safe.

Two Smileys’ that Describe You

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- :P

One Confession.

- I am not anything I look like. Don’t tell me that I dint warn you.

I tag Don.Osris, Mahi Senthil, Bish, Pri (only bcoz I want to know what your answer is for few questions).

“… Listen, what the f**k do you think of yourself.. The damsel from heaven? for God sake please get over it! You have a nice face, YES!.. But everything else.. Am so sorry to say not impressive. There are people who come behind you like your slave… for that little skin you show and that’s how you wanted them to be for all the while… You used them… You know it you did and you know I knew it too. You can try hard to look great but actually what you do look like is expensive… and desperate which by the way you are! I have been there with you when you were totally f**ked up? Remember?? You won’t… Because you are an S**t (this is not shit, this is another bad word). If you don’t like me, tell me on my Face be a woman with dignity and tell me on my face, don’t act cheap, do not f**king act like an 8yr. If you think I have not been nice to you at any point in time, please f**king understand that you always had a perception problems, and (you have to work on improving it!) you were not able to understand anything I did you remember? I will come back and explain you every time I did something? Now that I’ve gotten to know how filthy you are let me tell you few more things,

1. Am way too nice for people like you.
2. And you are nice to people who are rich and look expensive or they spend on you.
3. You are extremely jealous of me, but I can’t help it.
4. Is it because you realized am really smarter/intelligent that you are??

And

1. I know you are a sucker for money and expensive things.
2. You are a f**king materialistic w***e.
3. You so f**king judge people on the kind of clothes they wear.
4. By default you start the conversation with them by looking down on people.
5. When you are done with them, you throw people like the used tissue paper.
6. And… I know how much shamelessly you take “free gifts” from everyone.

But the only thing I still don’t understand is… I somewhere down the lane in our relationship I remember you being nice!! Or is it just one of your tricks?

Whatever shit it is, am over you, am done expecting you to be nice. Now you may f**k off, please go stick your well manicured fingers in your well cleaned and creamed (possibly some cream which any of your NRI friend must have gifted you) ass!”

Have a great life!