Monthly Archives: December 2008

…  not a resolutions, the difference is resolutions can be forgotten even if you have bloged it, taken a print out of that and stuck it in every corner of your place.. does not matter.. me and resolutions never get along well. So this time.. I made up my mind that I am gonna make a “blood commitment” list !

I swear to do these

- Lost weight – Now people give this a big round of applause coz this one gets in my the list for the “lost count times” in the past 5yrs. I GOT TO Lose Wt, CUT Me into Half or starve or just shift my house to the Gym… whatever I will do this.

- Write those papers in March – now THIS  is really a Do or Die thing !

- Get a Tattoo – I hear you laugh magi.. but not any more! Hold on there for some surprises!

- Get my license – Not a priority but being the decent person I am, I don’t want to cheat the Govt any more! :D

- Wake up early, every day I mean :D   laughing at your own goals is cheap i know.. but cant help it!

and that’s IT! my priorities are so bloody simple am impressed !  Along with these things I promised myself that I will try to be a better human being by doing these things

-  shorten my Orkut life :)

- stop cursing that b**ch on the corner.

- Not to f**king swear !

- stop talking loudly.

- replace Smirnoff with grey-goose.

- put more trolls on all the blogs

- and watch more movies.

yeah I will live upto it !! 

SO here is my wish for all of  us, Let  the 2009 be a year, with NO days lacking Hope & Faith, Health & Wealth, Happiness & Sorrow, Courage & Confidence and most of all  may the little “Humanitarian” inside us wake up wide and let him gain control of our conscience before we do anything anymore !

May HE continue to shower his Love and Blessings on us !

… does not make any sense right? It does’nt!

 

One of the famous papers, last week made a full page coverage on legalizing the Women’s right in a live in relationship or something more complicated the Live in. Maharastra Govt is taking it ahead and wants it to be passed and included in the Law where this terms “Other Woman” can be  included in the definition  of “Wife” by the book of Law

In my f**king opinion, if you want to legalize the “Other Women” might as well bring the Polygamy system IN, instead of beating around the bush (some one missed the word “around” and took it more serious “Beating the BUSH” :) ) why not just say that its OK by all means to have more than ONE WIFE and ALL THE WIVES will have equal rights in everything. Oh! also please include that its ok to have as many husbands you want! Prrfftbt!

Just by bringing the “Other Woman” in the picture, they are making all the Legal Wives till date to look like some kind of a joke! why would anyone want to take the pain of getting married, adjusting to the in laws and their dogs, wake up every morning to cook, feed, clean, satisfy husband, make babies and put up with the rest of the group of people etc etc! Why do you waste money in getting all the unknown uncles, aunts and cousins in one place, stand for hours to get photographed HORRIBLY, doing things for the SAKE of it! WHY???  It’s easy to be the “Other Woman” and walk away with all the effing rights.  

 

The paper says “after that “OW” has lived for a considerable time with a Man….”, gentlemen, what is considerable time? Who decides that? My mom and dad still have arguments over what to cook and what to wash and that’s after some 25yrs of living together, so WHAT is CONSIDERABLE TIME? Having said that WHY should a woman having lived the life of a WIFE putting up with everything the marriage has to offer, just give the equal rights to the ONE who just “Has the CAKE and EAT it too”! Where do we have our brains eh?  

There are people who are going gaga about it, yeah there are a few who claim that the Women are being taken advantage and this is the way they an trap the MEN behind the scene! I want all of them the cross their heart and tell us the truth for once, just for once, WHO IS TAKING ADVANTAGE of you??? and if you are THAT dumb and dint know that the man you are going around with is Married, I have no pity for you! What you should be doing is, along with asking rights do yourself a favor, just go Bobbitt him and then COME to the Govt seeking help for your foolishness!  

And for the rest, who think that this is the WAY to salvation as a free modern women of 22nd Century,  we are advancing and its nothing wrong in being the “OW” or being in Live In, I want to know how you would feel if , your mother or a sister has to face the OTHER WOMAN! Ask me?  I would just pounce on her and break her jaw and bleed her to death if she has the cheek to tell me something like”Hey! You might be a wife, but you know I have equal rights too”! Yeah baby, you have; let me show you what you have!

Lets not get this thing mixed up, this “Live in” has no effing thing to do with “being modern” or the “in” thing stuff. It’s just simply LACKING the sense of COMMITMENT, OWNERSHIP, RESPOSIBILITY or just TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT or even being F***king SMART! Its everything but being modern. 

This system may not suit the culture and heritage we portray but trust me, its just more than that! It just shows how we generation are so capable of complicating things and also being brave (!?) enough to do certain things. If you are one of those in the ‘adventurous’ category, i am just hoping that you wont come back asking for YOUR rights, Puleseee remember, you never had anything RIGHT!  You may ask why? Its because, you are SMART enough to just share your ROOM, SOFA, KITCHEN, FOOD and SEX / EMOTION in the same level but not doing the stupid mistake of getting Married, Yes WE all DID that !!

Just remember you are SMART and SMART people don’t need any HELP

…. to wake up at some unearthly hours like 5.30 am (Why are you staring at Me?) two continues days, cut veggis,  cook a full meal, then rotis and then sabzi’s, and then pridefully packing it in those beautiful, fancy shaped, brilliant coloured boxed and putting them in their equally awesome custom made bags! Calling him up in the evening to politely (and not so!) remind him to put all the empty boxes back in the bag and safely bringing it back home !!  So much buildup for this BOX eh!! 

*Gleaming proudly, swiftly brushing of the rather covetous look by the mamiyar darling ! * Ha !

… when you have a nose which is running like a water tap open; with over a half a dozen sneeze every 60 secs and you practically look like a  gum bottle broken & leaking…..eeeeeeewww! I know!!, there is a hand which is not disgusted AT ALL, not tired of supplying tissues after tissues; also rubbing some warm Amrutanjan in your forehead and collecting the dirty ones from your hand so that you dont move your sweet/warm/cozy behind from the bed!! Ah!! never have I felt this good being a MESS !! :) Love Makes Life Flu Beautiful ! :P

Whats with me? Why are these things coming in my dream and haunting me to deathly sins? they are enticing me to use my plastic and shove me in to pleasureful debts. Arrrrrrrrrrg I can’t control… I want one, yes atleast ONE!! Whats wrong with me?? Ah see for yourself!

Ps: I hear voices! Ok..! I will start saving so I can buy their posters :P